Easy Tips For Dating


7 Easy Alien Dating Tips
Tired of all those earth honeys? Looking for some off-world action?
Here are our seven best tips for guaranteed interstellar dating success.

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TRANSCRIPT: 7 Best Alien Dating Tips

Tired of all those earth honeys? Looking for some off-world action?

Here are our seven best tips for guaranteed interstellar dating success.

NUMBER ONE – Ask her about her friends.

You’ll impress her by pretending to show an interest towards something you care nothing about.

NUMBER TWO – Humor is important.

You know you’re funny so let them experience a little of that sloppy drunken wit that your dumb ass friends find so impressive.

NUMBER THREE – Don’t prejudge on appearance.

Wait an hour… just to be sure.

NUMBER FOUR – Listening is sexy.

Even if it’s incessant shrieking of the cybernetic sex blobs of Pluto. Always show a keen interest in the sounds they emit.

NUMBER FIVE – Be open with her.

If you do, her tentacles will respond with a favorable secretion.

NUMBER SIX – Ask her about her hobbies.

If she drains planets of all their life force, ask her what planet she destroyed last. It’s an easy conversation starter.

NUMBER SEVEN – Picking up the bill.

Always pick-up the tab unless you’re on a date with a woman with two heads, then just split the bill. No one has the money to pay for three meals.

If you follow these 7 easy tips you’ll be drowning in intergalactic love before you know it.

And remember… what happens on Mars… stays on Mars.